Monday, nothing, Tuesday, nothing Wednesday and Thursday nothing Friday for a change a little more nothing Saturday once again nothing Democracy nothing, elections nothing Two David's, double nothing Hattersley, Kinnock, moderate pillocks Thatcher, fascist nothing And science is nothing, philosophy nothing Einstein relatively nothing Jean Paul Satre, dead old farters Heizenburg, Hasrisenot nothing And Jesus Christ's nothing, Mohammed nothing Guru Singer Krishner nothing Buda nada kaela dada Even John Lennon now is nothing The parliament is nothing, everything is nothing Pointless, purposeless nothing Giants of literature, giants of nothing Literate, schmiterate nothing And marriage is nothing, ain't divorce something Having kids is nothing They all grow up and leave you anyway Lost sons and daughters of nothing Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing Nothing, nothing, nothing Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more temperate and more lovely Rough winds do shake the darling buds of may