Tom: Em G = 355433 D/C# = x40232 Gb7 = 242322 B/A = x0555x F = 133211 D/B = x20232 B7 = x24242 B/G# = 5x555x Ab = 466544 D/A = x00232 E = 022100 B/G = 4x555x Please select a star rating for this tab, many thanks ============================================================= [Verse 1] C C/B C/A C/G He used to travel in bath cubes, Fm Until the slump came, G F G F Faced with re - dundancy, he turned his mind to other things, G F C And soon became a household name [Verse 2] G F (Knicker elastic...) ...everybody used it, G F (Knicker elastic...) ...nobody refused it, Ab Bb C Ab Bb C Knicker E - lastic King, the Knicker E - lastic King [Verse 3] G G/F G/E G/Eb A self-made man with a business to run, G G/F G/E G/Eb And something to sell ...to every - one, Ab Bb C Ab Bb C The Knicker E - lastic King! | / / / / | / / / / | [Verse 4] D D/C# D/B D/A He grew so rich the Gnomes of Zurich, Gm Were green with envy, (Oo---- oo!) A G The darling of 'The Stock Exchange'... A G ...Made 'The New Year's Honours List', A G D And won 'The Queen's A - ward to Indus - try'! [Verse 5] A G A G (Knicker elastic...) ...up - holder of society, Bb C D Bb C D The Knicker E - lastic King! (Oo - la - la!) [Break] Bb Eb7 Ab7 Db7 | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | Gb7 B7 | / / / / | / / / / | [Bridge] E E/D# E/C# E/B His rubber business kept ex - panding, Am Am But then di - sa - ster! (Ee, by gum!) ^ ^ B A B A The price of raw ma - terials, coupled with in - flation, B A B A Squeezed his global holdings, his liquid assets bottomed out, B E And shrunk his retail outlet ope - ration! [Verse 6] E And that's the story of... C D E (...The Knicker E - lastic King), ...and market forces, C D E (The Knicker E - lastic King!) horses for courses! [Verse 7] B B/A B/G# B/G A self-made man with a business to run, B B/A B/G# B/G And something to sell to every - one, C D E C D E The Knicker E - lastic King, (Oo - la - la!) C D E The Knicker E - lastic King--------! | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | E | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | / ||