Deadbeat wife Beat wife dead My wife just left me for our shrink She took it all and the kitchen sink Nag, nag, nag, bitch, bitch, bitch Gonna put that cunt in a shallow ditch She never touched a dish she never mopped the floor How long was i with that whore Deadbeat wife Beat wife dead Both her kids are dumb as shit That expensive schoolin' didn't help one bit Her daughter is a spoiled brat Gonna crush her head with aa baseball bat Her queer ass son loves to whine Gonna shove that bat where the sun don't shine Deadbeat wife Beat wife dead Her new boyfriend just moved in Now i'm supportin' both of them That fucking whore's gonna bleed me dry She won't finish 'till i die Death for her is right around the bend