Tom: C Intro:(E E E/D D D/C C C/G G G)2X (F# G F# E D C G) F G F G F G F G I've got a rabbit, it likes to hop F G F G F G F G I've got a girl and she likes to shop F G F G F G F G The other foot looks like it won't drop F G F G F G F G I had an uncle and he got shot D C Is this greeting the type that's meant for me? D C Are you part of this khakistocracy F G F G F G F G This ringing in my ears won't stop F G F G F G F G I've got a red Japanese tea-pot F G F G F G F G I've got a pen but I lost the top F G F G F G F G I've got so many things you haven't got D C This fellow's craft is just not for sharing D C He's not an intimate secretary F G F G F G F G I've got a rabbit it likes to hop F G F G F G F G I've got a girl and she likes to shop F G F G F G F G The other foot looks like it won't drop F G F G F G F G I had an uncle but he got shot D C Then on rubble of skull is monarchy D C Down with luck we'll see Ecclesiarchy D C Our fellow's craft is just not for sharing D C He's not an intimate secretary D C (This ringing in my ears won't stop) The Ex-archives inspector inquisitor D C (I've got a red Japanese tea-pot) The mockery streets master D C (I've got a pen but I lost the top) Are you part of this khakistocracy? D C G (I've got so many things you haven't got) Is this greeting the type that's meant for me?