Tom: G G She’s been around for a number of years Had success with two careers She gives dying people hope, how does she cope? She snorts a line of coke before an audience with the pope. C G She’s a role model for today a role model for today D C G I don’t care what you say she’s a role model for today G She’s got better looking kids than you She’s got a better looking husband too She’s a sweet little hunny, three times a mummy You wouldn’t know it cause she’s got a flat little tummy C G She’s a role model for today a role model for today D C G I don’t care what you say she’s a role model for today C But the lady’s loved and the lady’s cried And the lady cried and loved and now G The lady’s signed a big book deal C And the story tells you how it all began In the days when the lady didn’t have D D7 The price of her next meal, and it’s real G There’s a secret to her success She’s got balls like the S.A.S She’s got more balls then me, more balls than you More balls than all the sweatshops making balls for man u C G She’s a role model for today a role model for today D C G I don’t care what you say she’s a role model for today C But the lady’s loved and the lady’s cried And the lady cried and loved and now G The lady’s signed a big book deal C And the story tells you how it all began In the days when the lady didn’t have D D7 The price of her next meal, and it’s real G She’s a star in every way She’s loved by the straights and gays She’s taking water by the sip A baby on her hip A little silver ring through her lower set of lips C G She’s a role model for today ,she is a role model for today D C G I don’t care what you say she’s a role model for today D C G I don’t care what you say she’s a role model for today D C G What you say , she’s a role model for today.