The Porkers

Swinging Like Tiger Woods

The Porkers


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F  C  G x4

[Verse 1]

Dm             Bb          F               C              Dm
You'll find no slogans, no sponsorships on me my shirt is clean,
Dm             Bb               C
Practise makes perfect and it's worth it from the fairway to the green
Dm        Bb             F               C          Dm
So step aside and let me play on through to the nineteenth,
Dm         Bb                C                              N.C.
I'm not content to be number one, but the best there's ever been!

[Chorus]

F                     C                      G
And now it's time for me to come up with the goods,
       F    C              G
So I'm swinging like Tiger Woods,
F                 C           G
I don't know if I can or if I could,
       F    C              G
So I'm swinging like Tiger Woods

[Verse 2]

Dm      Bb               F      C               Dm
No caddyshacker, weekend hacker beats me to the green,
Dm      Bb             C                    Dm
No handicapper, Sunday tapper watching over me,
Dm        Bb                 F             C         Dm
My player profile, stats are worthwhile in every magazine,
Dm         Bb                C                              N.C.
I'm not content to be number one, but the best there's ever been!

[Chorus]

F                     C                      G
And now it's time for me to come up with the goods,
       F    C              G
So I'm swinging like Tiger Woods,
F                 C           G
I don't know if I can or if I could,
       F    C              G
So I'm swinging like Tiger Woods

[Solo]

Repeat the intro

F  C  G  x4

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G  D  A  x4

[Verse 3]

Dm              Bb           F        C
Red hot rookie, clever cookie! That's what all the papers say.
Dm                  Bb            C
Flash in the pan, a one night Stan! But every dog will have his day,
Dm           Bb               F                   C
I'll apply myself, advance my wealth, and keep my image squeaky clean,
Dm         Bb                C                                     N.C.
I'm not content to be number one, but the best there's you've ever seen!

[Chorus]

F                     C                      G
And now it's time for me to come up with the goods,
       F    C              G
So I'm swinging like Tiger Woods,
F                 C           G
I don't know if I can or if I could,
       F    C              G
So I'm swinging like Tiger Woods

[Outro]
    F    C        G
I'm swinging, I'm swinging
    F                           C                   G
I'm swinging, I'm swinging, I'm swinging like Tiger Woods
F    C              G
Yeah!
F    C              G

Repeat Intro Tab to finish



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