Tom: A A Got some free advice the other day D From an older relative of mine E He said, I dig what you do A But I think you're wasting your time [Pre-Chorus] D Cause driving around, getting drunk with your friends in a van every night E Sounds like a lotta fun, but you need a plan B, cause it ain't gonna last long past twenty one [Chorus] A You'll never make enough money D And no one cares about the things you say E You're gonna wake up someday A And you'll wish you got a job A Spend half your life in that Chevrolet D Driving up and down the freeway E Someday when you're too old to play A Yeah, you'll wish you got a job [Interlude] G A G A D C A x2 [Verse] A I bummed a cigarette from a guy in Manhattan last week D And I told him politely, thank you E Then with this hollowed out look, he turned to me and said A You know for twenty five years I've been a banker [Pre-Chorus] A D In all my many years of life, I suddenly feel obliged to impart to you one free piece of advice E You must invest in your future, I said thanks for the cigarette but I think I know the rest [Chorus] A (Or) You'll never make enough money D And no one cares about the things you say E You're gonna wake up someday A And you'll wish you got a job A Spend half your life in that Chevrolet D Driving up and down the freeway E Someday when you're too old to play A Yeah, you'll wish you got a job [Interlude] G A G A D C A x2 [Solo] A D E A [Chorus] A (Or) You'll never make enough money D And no one cares about the things you say E You're gonna wake up someday A And you'll wish you got a job A Spend half your life in that Chevrolet D Driving up and down the freeway E Someday when you're too old to play A Yeah, you'll wish you got a job