when the rainbows disappeared from the skies of northern florida because the rain had gone away, and i looked out on the front lawn and i saw you there. it was 6:31 AM on a saturday. and you turned into a housecat, and you all think i'm making this part up, but you're wrong, wrong, you're wrong. and the wind came through the window. and it my licked at my face. and i heard the sound of about a thousand housecats squalling up from all over the place and you all think i'm crazy or making up some kind of cute story or telling little jokes to amuse myself with but you are wrong. i am going to dade county right now.