Tom: G G C D Why am I in love in stereo G C D with a girl on either side Em C D you might well look on and envy me C G D but this feelin’ isn’t so hi-fi G C D Just a boy in love in stereo G C D when we dance it’s not much fun Em C D I can’t choose ‘cause they’re identical C G D and I can’t move without the other one C G One wants to stay at home the other wants a night out C G One wants to read in bed the other wants the light out C D G I really don’t know what to do ‘cause I’m in love with you... and Em D you... and you... G Em Ohhhhh ohhhhh Ohhhhh ohhhhh C D Ooooo ooh C D Yeah yeah yeah G C D Why am I in love in stereo G C D where to start, I can’t decide Em C D ’cause makin’ love is two-dimensional C G D and I’m much more a mono man inside G C D Now that I’m in love in stereo G C D There’s one thing I can’t deny Em C D ooh when we kiss, we reach high-frequency C G D but I prefer the reproduction side C G One wants to stay at home the other wants a night out C G one wants to read in bed the other wants the light out C G one wants to marry me the other wants to break up C G one wants to call it off the other wants to make up C D G I really don’t know what to do, ‘cause I’m in love with you... Em D and you and you G C D Why am I in love in stereo G C D Ooh why am I in love in stereo G C D G C D G C D I said why am I in love in stereo why am I in love in stereo why am I in love in stereo