It's Friday night and excitement's high The kids are standing all in line tonight They come to see a band who's best At playing what they know will rest Quite well with the average kid Who's paying five at the door Not even trying to ignore The fact that they've just heard the song CHORUS Five minutes before (on the radio) Five minutes before (on the radio) Five minutes before on the radio The show's sold out again this week The kids are turned out on the street again Why do they think the band's so great When they don't even hesitate To admit it's just a scheme For putting bodies on the floor The kids are screaming more and more To hear what they've already heard CHORUS It's not the lack of originality That bothers me It's the mediocrity of kids who'd rather Hear a human juke box play When the record sounds better anyway