Tom: G G Am C G I drive by airports three days a day C Synchronizing every single move G Am C G It's on the airwaves you're coming my way C Sure I don't have much to lose D Am I'm a fumbled rekkid star D Am They call me DJ Mini-mart D 'Cause that's where I work Chorus: G C D Everybody knows I fell afoul of fame Am D And you're to blame that I'm What's-His-Name G C D I'm setting an example-you're the one I choose Am D G For page two news, it's my retrieval of you G Am C G I'm right be-hind you, don't turn a-round C I was the one that cut your first song G Am C G Get in the backseat, keep your head down C Didn't I shout it out all night long? D Am Now I'm a fabled rekkid star D Am They call me DJ Mini-mart D 'Cause that's where I work G C D Everybody knows I fell afoul of fame Am D And you're to blame that I'm What's-His-Name G C D I'm setting an example-you're the one I choose Am D G For page two news, it's my retrieval of you D G C Ba-bada-ba-bada-ba-bada-ba-bada-ba baaaaaaa baa baa G Am C G I've got a boxcar with blankets and bread C In Sector 9 where no one goes G Am C G I brought a pillow for that precious head C D You'll be fine once you get to know me a-gain D Am I'm a fumbled rekkid star D Am They call me DJ Mini-mart D 'Cause that's where I work G C D Everybody knows I fell afoul of fame Am D And you're to blame that I'm What's-His-Name G C D I'm setting an example-you're the one I choose Am D G For page two news, it's my retrieval of you G Am C D G I drive by airports practicing re-trieval of you D G C Ba-bada-ba-bada-ba-bada-ba-bada-ba baaaaaaa baa baa