I was supposed to wait for you But we'll have to wait and see Have I been stood up? Standing for an hour or two By the detective agency I wish the walls weren't powder blue And I bet you're the same as me When I put together two and two I get five: we get along famously And you were supposed to meet me here On the stroke of five-to-four I thought I made myself completely clear I wouldn't take this anymore And I've got absolutely no idea Why I'm waiting here at all The writing's all but disappeared In the dust above the door But honey, there's no hurry I would hate to make you panic I feel like Fred MacMurray And you look like Barbara Stanwyck