I stand alone here in a crowded room My thoughts start to wander from The dancers and the tune They're swinging and they're swaying But it just don't feel right If he really wants you he will come home tonight She's pretty and she's partial and nice as she is meek He met her at an incident at antietam creek He's tall and he is handsome, some say he's bona fide If he really wants you he will come home tonight Beer as hard as cider is jailbait to a prince I loved you when you were Drunk I haven't missed you since Mountains cut the river it runs both deep and wide If he really wants you he will come home tonight My heart works like a spark plug, my mind's a diplomat My eyes are in my sockets, my money's in my hat The days are long and easy but the dark is hematite If he really wants you he will come home tonight