Shane, I'm waiting For you inside the bathroom stall Anticipating Your footsteps coming down the hall As I stay still Something makes me ill My eyes grow wide until They fill with tears Visions haunt me Just as they did when I was young My poor father Was given Robert as a son Robert being me Shamed the family Slow as slow could be While his father had a PhD Please have mercy I'm doing everything I can Robert Senior politely Asked his son to stand