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Bowling Alleys And Conservative Dads

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I still shake my head in disbelief.
I can't believe she wanted to call the police.
All I did was take out my gun 
'Cause I wanted her to look me in the eyes 
And at that moment I understood her lies 
And realized what she had become.

And in the past 
I've played the role of Agent Shot-Up.
And right now my face is Agent Red.
And I know come the dawn of Monday morning 
I'll play the role of Agent Shot-Up once again.

Movie nights were all I had, 
Bowling alleys, and conservative dads. 
It just doesn't get better than this 
Golden Eye in golden days.
Golden Gun is all we'd play.
I just needed that one shot that I missed. 

That's when he came for me.
"Get out of bed."
He looked me in the eyes 
And this is what he said, 

"I'm a believer and you are not. 
I'm Straight Edge and you like to smoke pot.
We are just so different 
I sleep all night like a person should do 
While you're out partying and drinkin' booze.
But that's not really what I meant.

I'd better be the epitome 
Of what society should be 
And you'd be better off dead.
Washington D.C. should be 
A fine place to v-i-s-i-t, 
But you're already Agent Red." 

And I know come the dawn of Monday morning 
I'll play the role of Agent Shot-Up once again.
And I know come the dawn of Monday morning 
I'll play the role of Agent Shot-Up once again.