Most girls won't tick all of the boxes Throw baggages in my LAX And don't know who The Knocks is Most girls are made-in-China plastics Over-the-counter counterfeits Emotional gymnastics It's summertime in Los Angeles Livin' easy on the sand 'til the sunburn hits In the studio with Dan, dedicating my lips To the girl I'm gonna man Hell, we're gonna be famous Come on and blow me up the sun Cause I'm on one I wish I could find my Taylor Swift Be bad as hell, take no one's shit She'd be a boss and so legit I, I, I, I I wish I could find my sweet escape We could drink pink lemonade And stay in bed and dream awake I, I, I, I I wish Most girls are beautiful in pictures The smoke-and-mirror Juliets The Penn and Teller sisters Most girls are post-traumatic stresses Like firefighters up all night Untangling their messes It's summertime in Los Angeles Livin' easy on the sand til the sunburn hits In the studio with Dan, dedicating my lips To the girl I'm gonna man Hell, we're gonna be famous Come on and blow me up the sun Cause I'm on one I wish I could find my Taylor Swift Be bad as hell, take no one's shit She'd be a boss and so legit I, I, I, I I wish I could find my sweet escape We could drink pink lemonade And stay in bed and dream awake I, I, I, I I wish And all the valley girls will come With me and Ringo on the drums Yeah, I'm on one I wish I could find my Taylor Swift Be bad as hell, take no one's shit She'd be a boss and so legit I, I, I, I I wish I could find my sweet escape We could drink pink lemonade And stay in bed and dream awake I, I, I, I I wish