Tom: G Gm F#m Hm A Em F#m Em F#m [Verse 1] D (or Gm) F#m The coroner threw a party Hm A At the county jail Em It was bare light bulbs F#m And green concrete Em F#m Minute Maid and processed cheese D F#m Hm A And I, I was the entertainment Em F#m Em F#m I, was the topic of conversation D F#m So I did my best impressions Hm A And I heard the priest's confessions Em F#m And I joined the prison band Em F#m I'm not sure how, they seemed so nice D F#m Pretty, sad and tough Hm A The prison gangs line up Em F#m Em F#m And they sing to me D F#m They sing, the truth sounds like a lie Hm A And you won't know when you die Em F#m If you've been cheated Em F#m Cheated or spared [Chorus 1] D F#m Soon enough, the sheriff's deputy backs in to me D It's only nine A.M., F#m The party only just began G I tell him you will spend the next ten years Em Working out the last six months D F#m It's easier to lie to an audience C Em When no one's listening [Bridge 1] C One more ride home Em One more gas station C You will spend the next ten years Em Working out the last six months Gm F#m Hm A Em F#m Em F#m [Verse 2] D (or Gm) F#m Pretty, sad and tough Hm A The prison guards line up Em F#m Em F#m And they slowly shake my hand D F#m They say the truth sounds like a lie Hm A And you won't know when you die Em F#m If you've been cheated Em F#m Cheated or spared or spared [Chorus 2] D Pretty and tough F#m The warden always gets it up D The prison boys are rough F#m So the warden cuffs 'em up G I tell them you will spend the next ten years Em Working out the last six months D It's easier to lie F#m It's always easier to lie [Bridge 2] Em F#m C Am ("You're on it, you're on it...") G Hm C Am G Hm C You take us one step further out the door Am G You take us one step further out the door Hm Further out the door C Am Further out the door G Oh one more ride home Hm One more gas station Em One more week, they tell me Am They tell me G Hm One more walk through my parents living room Em And then you sit there Am C Can we get you anything