Tom: D D Bm A G D A D [CHORUS] D Bm A Oh it is the biggest mix-up that you have ever seen G D A D Me father he was orange and me mother she was green [VERSE 1] D Bm A Oh me father was an Ulsterman, proud Protestant was he G D A D Me mother was a Catholic girl, from County Cork was she Bm A They were married in two churches, lived happily enough G D A D Until the day that I was born and things got rather tough [CHORUS] D Bm A Oh it is the biggest mix-up that you have ever seen G D A D Me father he was orange and me mother she was green [VERSE 2] D Bm A Baptised by father Reilly, I was rushed away by car G A D To be made a little orangeman, me father's shining star Bm A I was christened David Anthony, but still in spite of that G D A D To my father I was William while me mother called me Pat [CHORUS] D Bm A Oh it is the biggest mix-up that you have ever seen G D A D Me father he was orange and me mother she was green [VERSE 3] D Bm A With mother every Sunday to mass I'd proudly stroll G D A D Then after that the orange lot would try to save my soul Bm A Both sides tried to claim me, but I was smart because G D A D I played the flute or played the harp, depending where I was [CHORUS] D Bm A Oh it is the biggest mix-up that you have ever seen G D A D Me father he was orange and me mother she was green [VERSE 4] D Bm A Now when I’d sing them rebel songs much to me mother’s joy G Bm A D Me father would jump up and say “Look here, William me boy! Bm A That's quite enough of that lot.", and he'd then toss me a coin G D A D And he'd have me sing The Orange Flute or the Heroes Of The Boyne. [CHORUS] D Bm A Oh it is the biggest mix-up that you have ever seen G D A D Me father he was orange and me mother she was green [KEY CHANGE] [VERSE 5] E C#m B One day me ma's relations came round to visit me A E B E Just as me father's kinfolk were all sittin' down to tea C#m B We tried to smooth things over, but they all began to fight A E B E And me being strictly neutral, I bashed everyone in sight [CHORUS] E C#m B Oh it is the biggest mix-up that you have ever seen A E B E Me father he was orange and me mother she was green [VERSE 6] E C#m B Me parents never could agree about my type of school A E B E My learning was all done at home, that's why I'm such a fool C#m B They both passed on, God rest them, but left me caught between A E B E That awful color problem of the orange and the green [CHORUS] E C#m B Oh it is the biggest mix-up that you have ever seen A E B E Me father he was orange and me mother she was green E C#m B Yes it is the biggest mix-up that you have ever seen A E B E Me father he was orange and me mother she was green