Verse 1 It's got a 502 up under the hood and a 4-barrel carb to boot … It swallows premium gas like it's chuggin a beer, and driving it is really a hoot … You can't help but notice that long black hood and the ghost flames on the side … Gonna ask you once, you wanna turn some heads Come on let's go for a ride … (CHORUS): I drive a big caddy hearse, with a 4-barrel carb … The engine sounds really mean … It's got a real smooth ride and a big back seat … Made for love, you know what I mean … you know what I mean (REPEAT) It's my caddy machine Verse 2 How many people will offer you a ride with the name, The Invictas on the side … It's a big caddy hearse, it's a mean machine, come on baby let me show you inside … Let's open it up on a country road … and crank the music up real high It'll turn some heads, I'll guarantee, with just you and me inside … (CHORUS) (LEAD) (BRIDGE) When you start it up, it has a real mean growl, and driving it is really cool … There's nothing else like it on the road, it'll stand out like the moon … It'll turn some heads I'll guarantee, you'll remember this caddy machine … Come one pretty baby let's go for a spin, just you and me … you and me It's my caddy machine Verse 3 It's got a big back seat, there's lots of room … You can stretch out and really feel fine … As we get undressed The excitement will build … I'm gonna pour her a glass of wine … I want to nibble on her ears, stroke those legs and make her feel oh so fine … There is nothing like making love in a hearse, she'll remember for a long, long time (CHORUS) (LEAD) Verse 4 I'll wear my cowboy boots, raccoon coat and a Stetson on my head … You can shorten that skirt, wear a little tank top, that make me want to oh ya … I'll tell ya right now, we'll be a site to be seen, riding on down the road … They'll be talking about us all night long, cause we'll really put on a show (CHORUS)