The van was shaking and the driver was sick the apples in the back were a present from the parish I was holding on to every word that he said the stories that he told made me wish I was dead There hasn't been a tune since the Beatles went weird the country we were in, it was heading for the horrors find yourself a fiddle and a girl that can play the sound of John McCormack, is the sound of today, the sound of today In the falling rain I stood, the Irish cowboys chopping wood and daring donkeys dancing in the fields Looking for a horsey in a one horse town met up with the boys so I offered tea and flowers drinking gin and tonic in the bicycle shop dying as a drinker is the only way to stop In the falling rain I stood, the Irish cowboys chopping wood and daring donkeys dancing in the fields Wear your pride without a hood like Irish cowboys chopping wood and daring donkeys dancing in the fields I became a preacher just an hour ago gathered up my thoughts and I threw them in the bucket if I catch you smiling, then you know it's your last if I catch you smiling, say goodbye to the past, 'Cause you know it's your last In the falling rain I stood, the Irish cowboys chopping wood and daring donkeys dancing in the fields Wear your pride without a hood like Irish cowboys chopping wood and daring donkeys dancing in the fields