Tom: F#m

E C#m D B
Lalalalala... X2

[Verse 1]
E
Ah, well, you say I'm going away
                        C#m
You get a thousand mile stare

And I'm the only selfish cunt
                            D
That never compliments your hair

But look around, my love
                      B
You'll always find me there

(Oh yeah, you'll always find him there)
E
Understanding makes you shiver
                         C#m
Time again to destroy my liver

I know I've cracked up once
                        D
But then say that I'm a thug

Girl you're such a pretty sweet
                       B
No girl else I'll ever meet

(There's no girl else he'll ever meet)
E
I understand I shouldn't smoke
                          C#m
But I'm a smoking kind of bloke

And I promise not to choke
                            D
I'm not the choking kind of folk

So roll your love for me
                   B
I'll gladly have a toke

(Oh yeah, he'll gladly have a toke)
E                                       C#m
Can not promise I'll do whatever I have to

To myself or say relax
                          D
So that you don't have to crash

Girl, I don't need to sleep
                               B
Don't think all this shit's so deep, man

(They don't think all this shit's so  )

[Chorus]
E
Sometimes small things feel like big things
C#m
We all do bad things We all do good things
D
Fuck the diamonds We're your best friends
B
Fuck your parking It's a dead end
E  C#m  D   B
Lalalalalalalalala

[Verse 2]
E
Well, I may not lift a finger
                   C#m
I'll gladly lift a leg
And I might not earn no money
                         D
But I ain't too proud to beg

It's the way I've always been
                       B
And I ain't too bad in bed

(Oh no, he ain't too bad in bed)
E
When I first read this song
                           C#m
I had it covered now she's gone

She thought that I was Mister Right
                             D
And now she knows I'm Mister Wrong

True love don't last forever
                          B
But they say never to say never (They say never to say)

[Chorus]
E
Sometimes small things feel like big things
C#m
We all do bad things We all do good things
D
Fuck the diamonds We're your best friends
B
Fuck your parking It's a dead end
E
Sometimes small things feel like big things
C#m
We all do bad things We all do good things
D
Fuck the diamonds We're your best friends
B
Fuck your parking It's a dead end

[Bridge]
A           B
Girl, sorry that
    E      D#      C#
I'm such a fucking F.A.G
    A               B
And girl, you're so fucked
       E   D#            C#
That's why I love you so much
A
After all this time
                       E
I'm still in love with you
                       C#m
I'm still in love with you
                       D
I'm still in love with you
                       B
I'm still in love with you

[Chorus]
B
Sometimes small things feel like big things
E
You break my my back and
C#m
I cannot get it started
D
Believe it Brokenhearted
B                     E
I'm still in love With you
B
Sometimes small things feel like big things