Tom: F#m E C#m D B Lalalalala... X2 [Verse 1] E Ah, well, you say I'm going away C#m You get a thousand mile stare And I'm the only selfish cunt D That never compliments your hair But look around, my love B You'll always find me there (Oh yeah, you'll always find him there) E Understanding makes you shiver C#m Time again to destroy my liver I know I've cracked up once D But then say that I'm a thug Girl you're such a pretty sweet B No girl else I'll ever meet (There's no girl else he'll ever meet) E I understand I shouldn't smoke C#m But I'm a smoking kind of bloke And I promise not to choke D I'm not the choking kind of folk So roll your love for me B I'll gladly have a toke (Oh yeah, he'll gladly have a toke) E C#m Can not promise I'll do whatever I have to To myself or say relax D So that you don't have to crash Girl, I don't need to sleep B Don't think all this shit's so deep, man (They don't think all this shit's so ) [Chorus] E Sometimes small things feel like big things C#m We all do bad things We all do good things D Fuck the diamonds We're your best friends B Fuck your parking It's a dead end E C#m D B Lalalalalalalalala [Verse 2] E Well, I may not lift a finger C#m I'll gladly lift a leg And I might not earn no money D But I ain't too proud to beg It's the way I've always been B And I ain't too bad in bed (Oh no, he ain't too bad in bed) E When I first read this song C#m I had it covered now she's gone She thought that I was Mister Right D And now she knows I'm Mister Wrong True love don't last forever B But they say never to say never (They say never to say) [Chorus] E Sometimes small things feel like big things C#m We all do bad things We all do good things D Fuck the diamonds We're your best friends B Fuck your parking It's a dead end E Sometimes small things feel like big things C#m We all do bad things We all do good things D Fuck the diamonds We're your best friends B Fuck your parking It's a dead end [Bridge] A B Girl, sorry that E D# C# I'm such a fucking F.A.G A B And girl, you're so fucked E D# C# That's why I love you so much A After all this time E I'm still in love with you C#m I'm still in love with you D I'm still in love with you B I'm still in love with you [Chorus] B Sometimes small things feel like big things E You break my my back and C#m I cannot get it started D Believe it Brokenhearted B E I'm still in love With you B Sometimes small things feel like big things