Tom: C [Intro] Am Riff Am Riff Am Riff Am Riff Riff E|-----| B|-----| G|-----| D|-----| A|---2-| E|-3---| Dm G C C/B The first time that I met her I was throwing up in the ladies' room stall ( Am Riff ) ( Am Riff ) Dm G C C/B Am She asked me if I needed anything, I said, "I think I spilled my drink" G And that's how it started Am Or so I'd like to believe ( Am Riff ) ( Am Riff ) Dm G C C/B She took me to her mother's house outside of town where the stars hang down ( Am Riff ) ( Am Riff ) Dm G C C/B Am She said she'd never seen someone so lost I said I'd never felt so found G And then I kissed her on the cheek D9 And so she kissed me on the mouth Oh, oh, oh ( Am Riff ) ( Am Riff ) Dm G C C/B Spring was popping daisies up 'round rusted trucks and busted lawn chairs ( Am Riff ) ( Am Riff ) Dm G C C/B Am We moved into a studio in Council Bluffs to save a couple bucks G Where the mice came out at night Am Neighbors were screaming all the time ( Am Riff ) ( Am Riff ) Dm G C C/B We'd make love in the afternoons to Chelsea Girls and Bachelor Number 2 ( Am Riff ) ( Am Riff ) Dm G C C/B Am I played for her some songs I wrote she's joke and say I'm shooting through the roof G I'd say, "they're all for you, dear Am I'll write the album of the year" ( Am Riff ) ( Am Riff ) Dm And I know she loved me then G I swear to god she did C C/B It's the way she'd bite my lower lip Am And push her hips against my hips Dm G And dig her nails so deep into my skin ( Am Riff ) ( Am Riff ) ( Am Riff ) ( Am Riff ) ( Am ) Am The first time that I met her I was convinced I had finally found the one ( Am G Em7 ) ( Am G Em7 ) Am Am She was convinced I was under the influence of all those drunken romantics G I was reading Fante at the time, I had Bukowski on my mind ( Am Riff ) ( Am Riff ) Dm G C C/B She got a job at Jacob's, serving cocktails to the local drunks ( Am Riff ) ( Am Riff ) Dm G C C/B Am Against her will, I fit the bill, I perched down at the end of the bar G She said, "space is not just a place for stars Am I gave you an inch, you want a house with a yard" Dm G And I know she loved me once, but those days are done C C/B Am She used to call me every day from a payphone on her break for lunch Dm G C Just to say she can't wait to come home Am Oh, to come home F C G Oh, to come home Am To come home ( Am Riff ) ( Am Riff ) ( Am Riff ) ( Am Riff ) Dm G C C/B The last time that I saw her, she was picking through which records were hers ( Am Riff ) ( Am Riff ) Dm G C C/B Am Clothes were packed in boxes, with some pots and pans, and books, and a toaster G N.C. Just then a mouse scurried across the floor C G We started laughing 'till it didn't hurt Am F Started laughing 'till it didn't hurt C G Started laughing 'till it didn't hurt Am F Started laughing 'till it didn't hurt, alright ( C G Am F ) ( C G Am F ) ( C )