Tom: Em Em D [Verse 1] G Em Am D Oh, Philomena, are you in a tawdry-gown G Em Am D Lean to your window, let's slip a ribbon down G Em Am D A cure to your boredom, if only you'd let me go Em D Down, down down G Em Am D Long sunny days can lead to lazy vices G Em Am D Boys all at idle, left to their own devices G Em Am D Open up your linen lap and let me go Em D Down, down down [Chorus] B Em Am D All I ever wanted in the world was just to live to see a naked girl B Em C D But, I found I quickly bored, I wanted more, I wanted more [Verse 2] G Em Am D So I'll be your candle and I'll be your statuette G Em Am D G I'll be your lashing-loop of leatherette and ah, Em Am D Philomena, if only you'll let me go Em D Down, down down [Outro] G Em Am D (x3) Em D [Chorus] B Em Am D All I ever wanted in the world was just to live to see a naked girl B Em C D But I found I've quickly bored, I wanted more, oh so much more [Verse 2] G Em Am D So I'll be your candle and I'll be your statuette G Em Am D G I'll be your lashing-loop of leatherette and ah, Em Am D Philomena, if only you'll let me go Em D Down, down down Em D Go down, down down Em D Go down G Go down