Boom! I must be blessed with an androgynous smile 'Cause I don't know why and I can't realize Why the supermarket and conbini guys Always mistake me for a girl with a wink of their eye How can I be a girl with a five day growth? Something for yeah the lovely lady They often ask as I walk in their store Further more, on closer inspection Shameful feelings as they push down their erection It's just a day in the wife?