Tom: Em
Intro:
C, Am, Em, G x2 (open chords expect G - bar E shape)
Cm
Live a little bit
Have a little laugh 
Roll up your sleeves and
Stick 'em on a Van Der Graff
Fm (*Em shape)
and watch it float away
Gm(*) Cm (Am shape bar)
She said never do this never do that watch where you swing that rounders bat
             Fm
What do you know
                        Gm
I could have been MLB
C                          Am                  Em      G
Heart like a stone messages on my phone aftermath
          C                    Am                           Em   G
I don't need you in my life but I want you tonight Van Der Graf
C, Am, Em, G
Cm
Complicated and pointless thinking of better eleswheres
Fm
low on energy but never sleeping
                                  Gm    
someone call the cavalry sniper peeping
Cm
solitude in a place on earth and I've got a season ticket
Fm
we're splitting off like the A57 cutting my own through the thicket
C                          Am                  Em      G
Heart like a stone messages on my phone aftermath
          C                    Am                           Em   G
I dont need you in my life but I want you tonight Van Der Graf
Cm, Fm, Gm (in Am shape bar)x 2
C, Am, Em,G
C                          Am                  Em      G
Heart like a stone messages on my phone aftermath
          C                    Am                           Em   G
I dont need you in my life but I want you tonight Van Der Draf