Tom: C Bm If I didn't know better I'd hang my hat right there F# Bm If I didn't know better I'd follow you up the stairs Bm Stop saying those sweet things you know I like to hear F# Bm The horns are blowing louder and the bailiff's drawing near Em Bm Why do I keep drinking Em Bm Wasting my time on you Em F# If I didn't know better Well damnit Bm I do Bm There's a hole in what you're saying I can plainly see F# Bm You have a lover that's waiting but baby you're right here with me Bm Ooh You might as well be the devil Oh Keeping me out past three Oh F# Bm You're the one with that apple so baby you can't blame me Em Bm Why don't you keep drinking Em Bm Get me one night with you Em F# If I didn't know better Well damnit Bm I do You know that I do Bm Oh Baby you're right here with me Oh Baby you know