Ten years ago i was made a man
Ten years before i played a lamb
And then i kicked a horse right in the can
Ten days ago i read a book
"ten ways to know your girl's a crook"
When your heart isn't all she took
Your heart isn't all she took
Ten minutes ago i packed bag
With the money from my pockets that made my pants sag
But i'm not leaving for the old main drag
I'm not leaving, i am such a drag
I'm not leaving, i am such a drag
I'm not leaving, come and take my bag
I'm not leaving, here's my white flag
Ten lines ago the story went
Ten lines in a church pageant
Then my eyes were caught by a coronet
I want your coat of arms around my neck
