Joe's harness broke while painting a sign He fell 29 stories, broke his neck and back Security officer said it's gonna be alright As long as no one says it happened on company time Dead on the side, dead on the spot Dead on the side, dead on the spot Tommy B hooked up to a tee He had the highest IQ in the family 2IC said, What's that smell? Tommy always likes his steak well done Dead on the side, dead on the spot Dead on the side, dead on the spot Dead on the side, dead on the spot Dead on the side, dead on the spot Dead on the side, dead on the spot Dead on the side, dead on the spot