What a time, oh, what a season To be among the human race We are conquering diseases Sending teslas off to space We won't set the world on fire No big iron on my hip I've stayed news-free for a while Wonder what if something slipped This just in: We have invented our own existential threats Ai works just like intended, soon we'll work for it instead We learned nothing from that covid, next time we'll all just die out If ice caps don't melt and flood us, we'll arrange our own fallout The world wars have been forgotten; back to killing for some land Back to juggling red buttons (it's okay with the un!) We turn tyrants into heroes, cancel guiltness over thoughts Summing up, the end is near. We're all doomed! Now, on to sports I should be dreading But strangely, I'm ready My bottle cap fortune Will rise in stock for real So roll out the fallout Come on, take us all out I can't wait to sign up With brotherhood of steel (Is he talking to an imaginary character?) (Yeah, it's kind of his thing) Just roll out the fallout Go grab nuka cola And call round my vault I reside in 92 My bad days are over With ghoulish makeover Yeah, war never changes Good thing that we do Roll out the fallout The curtain called out To raging fog crawlers To tear this world apart Just roll out the fallout The front rows are sold out We live in an open-world game That was rigged from the start