Wake up, switch on I eat my breakfast and the picture goes wrong Give it a slap, give it a jog I better hurry or I'll miss the epilogue Ride high without a saddle Down the rapids on a boat without a paddle I am the scourge of the high seas Just you watch'em running when they hear about me One two three, hail t. V Watching dirty harry made a man of me Here I stand, T.V. man I've got all the angels eating out of my hand I got the good, bad and ugly traits But even dirty harry was allowed to make mistakes Knock, knock, there's someone at the door I can't imagine, I can't imagine I can't imagine what they come around here for Could be the rent or h. P Whatever it is they gonna bleed me Well I've got no money Nothing to borrow Just you go away now Don't come back tomorrow Say One two three, hail t. V Watching dirty harry made a man of me Here I stand, T.V. man I've got all the angels eating out of my hand I got the good, bad and ugly traits But even Dirty Harry was allowed to make mistakes Occasionally It's so hot here under the Sun Just him and me and a couple of six guns I look at him he looks at me out comes the guns who will it be One two three hail t. V Watching dirty harry made a man of me Here I stand, T.V. man I've got all the angels eating out of my hand I got the good, bad and ugly traits But even everybody make mistakes One two three hail t. V I don't need to move Cause' I got all that I need I just forget the day Forget the Sun Just to back and listen my TV guide