Last night was a night like no other night
(Last night was a night just like any other night)
Last night had a pint and another 10 pints
(Stayed home, watched TV and smoked a joint)
You stayed at home
You stayed at home
Last night was a night think I had a fight
(no Stallone was in a film on Channel 5)
Broke a nose broke a leg split open his head
(Blew your nose broke wind and fell into bed)
You stayed at home
You stayed at home
Last night was a night like no other night
(Last night was a night just like any other night)
Last night had a pint and another 10 pints
(Stayed home, watched TV and smoked a joint)
You stayed at home
You stayed at home
