Tom: A A E D* A Well I only brought three, what you lookin' at me for? A E D* A She's dressed in white and putting off crying A E Well you're the best man so what's the plan? D* A Why don't you talk to Matty about it? A E I said I only brought three like I told you before D* A We're gonna have to ask about [Verse 2] A E Free bar, that's the point D* A Spillin' ammaretto 'cause of previous joints A E Sitting next to a girl, fortunate placing D* A Preceding railing racket off a porcelain basin A E Who's he, giving it the lips? D* A I've never seen him knockin' about A E He looks just like me, but six foot three D* A So I reckon you could knock him out [Verse 3] A E Well I think I'll say a couple of words if you don't mind D* A I never really got on with your bird the first time A E I met her out, dressed in nowt D* A Telling everybody you were shagging about A E Well who's this, going for the kiss D* A I'm probably gonna yosh in your mouth A E 'Cause it's five past three, I can hardly see D* A And I'm on the verge of passing out