Ron:
You're harry freakin' potter!
You don't understand
You're a legend, man
To us all!
Every son and daughter
Ron & the kids: [spoken] "safe!"
Ron:
From you-know-who
All because of you!
You were small
But I wonder if you can recall
Ron:
Long story short
This guy
[Whispered] "voldemort"
Was super cruel...
Harry:
[Spoken] "voldemort?"
The kids:
[Gasp!] "shhh!!!"
[Chorus: Oooh...]
Ron:
Tried to kill you and your parents
And this is where it gets intensely cool...
Even though you were a tiny little boy
You shoulda died but you survived and then destroyed
This evil guy and it's story we enjoy to tell....
Ron & the kids:
You're harry freakin' potter!
We don't prefer gandalf
Merlin, or oz
You're a whole lot hotter!
With that lighting scar
You're a superstar to us all!
If we're in trouble we know who to call!
Rita skeeter:
You're harry freakin' potter!
I wouldn't wince at all
You're invincible to all harm!
Like betty crocker
Rita skeeter & the kids:
[Oooh!]
Rita:
I wanna eat you up!
No one'll beat you up
With that charm!
Remember, harry, kid
You're the boss
You're the king
You're the bomb!
Harry:
But this is all so sad
I mean, my mom and dad
Were killed, long ago...
The kids:
[Long ago they died!]
Harry:
... I wanna be psyched
But being unliked
Is all I know...
[All he knows, that's why]
Harry:
I never thought I'd be a part of such a fate
An opportunity eleven years late...
I guess it's time for me step up to the plate
And show 'em that I'm something great!
I'm harry freakin' potter!
I'll do what I can
If what you say I am is true!
I can't be bothered
By my awful past
I've found at last
Something I can do
So it's time I knew
Exactly who I am...
I'm harry freakin' potter!
The kids:
You're harry freakin' potter!
Harry & the kids
I'm/you're harry freakin' potter!
Harry:
... And I'm the man!
The kids:
[Ahhhhhh]
Harry & the kids:
[Spoken] "harry freakin' potter!"
