Tom: G
F
Uh uh uh uh uh uh. Uh uh uh uh uh uh (x4)
Bb F C
We are never ever ever getting back together
Bb F C
We are never ever ever getting back together
Bb F C Dm
You go talk to your friends talk to my friends talk to me
Bb F C
But we are never ever ever ever getting back together
F Dm Bb C
Oh, here's to my real friends
F Dm Bb C
Oh, and here's to my baby
F Dm Bb C
Oh, they don't care about that he said, she said
F Dm Bb C F
We are never ever ever getting back together
F
It was so nice throwing big parties
F
Jumping in the pool from the balcony
F
Everyone swimming in a champagne sea
F
And there are no rules when you show up here
F
Bass beat rattling the chandelier
F
Feeling so Gatsby for that whole year
Gm CNec
So why'd you have to rain on my parade?
Gm
I'm shaking my head
C
I'm locking the gates
F Dm Bb C
This is why we can't have nice things, darling
F
Because you break them
Dm Bb
I had to take them away
C F Dm Bb C
This is why we can't have nice things, honey
F
Did you think I wouldn't hear
Dm Bb
All the things you said about me?
C
This is why we can't have nice things
F
It was so nice being friends again
F
There I was giving you a second chance
F
But then you stabbed my back
F
While shaking my hand
F
And therein lies the issue
F
Friends don't try to trick you
F
Get you on the phone and mind-twist you
F
And so I took an ax to a mended fence
Gm C
But I'm not the only friend you've lost lately
Gm
If only you weren't
C
So shady
F Dm Bb C
This is why we can't have nice things, darling
F
Because you break them
Dm Bb
I had to take them away
C F Dm Bb C
This is why we can't have nice things, honey
F
Did you think I wouldn't hear
Dm Bb
All the things you said about me?
C
This is why we can't have nice things
F Dm
Here's a toast to my real friends
Bb C
They don't care about that he said, she said
F Dm
And here's to my baby
Bb C
He ain't reading what they call me lately
F Dm
And here's to my momma
Bb C
Had to listen to all this drama
F Dm
And here's to you
Bb C
'Cause forgiveness is a nice thing to do
N.C.
Haha, I can't even say it with a straight face
F Dm Bb C
This is why we can't have nice things, darling
F
Because you break them
Dm Bb
I had to take them away
C F Dm Bb C
This is why we can't have nice things, honey
F
Did you think I wouldn't hear
Dm Bb
All the things you said about me?
C F Dm
This is why we can't have nice things
Bb C
(And here's to my real friends)
F Dm Bb
Because you break them, I had to take them away
C
(And here's to my baby)
F Dm Bb
This is why we can't have nice things, darling
C
(He didn't care about that he said, she said)
F
Did you think I wouldn't hear
Dm Bb
All the things you said about me?
C
This is why we can't have nice things
