It's the end to all my high jinx It's the end to all my capers Sort of a three way story (the kind you read about in the Sunday papers) All I was gettin' over Havin' both cakes and eatin' them too But to my surprise, My slice on the sun Been eatin' the forbidden fruit Oh I've been cheatin' on you I've been cheatin' on you Been cheatin' on you with Somebody's been cheatin' on me Thought I was a Jimmy Slick (Yeah, I thought that) Don't I was a Charlie Cool (Thought that too) But I'm just sad and stupid (My friends call me Freddy Poo) Ooh dooped, why don't you call me Turn the dooper into the doop I'm so surprised To find my slice on the sun Been eatin' the forbidden fruit. Oh, I've been cheatin' on you ...baby I've been cheatin' on you I've been cheatin' on you with Somebody's been cheatin' on me (Oh somebody say someting) (Oh Yeah) (Slow that guitar) How co-co-co-co-coo ooh dooped Why don't you call me Turn the dooper into the doop I'm so surprised To find my slice on the sun Been eatin' the forbidden fruit. Oh I've been cheatin' on you I've been cheatin' on you I've been cheatin' on you with somebody's been cheatin' on me Baby, baby, babe Cheatin' on you ... ah ah ah Cheatin' on you I've been cheatin' on you with somebody's Been cheatin' on me Yeah Baby Cheatin' on you with somebody's Been cheatin' on me Come, come, come, come, come on Cheatin' on you with somebody's Been cheatin' on me