She's a man I understand Her name is Ted A left hand partner, you know Well, they call him Fred He's great in bed And within her head Are mirrors and mixtures Velvet pillows Weeping willows blooming In her eyes She's a man, if you don't understand Take a closer look On the dark horse I reada ll about In a funny book Her voice leaves no choice I'm aware she's had one shout There's no doubt she will leave you (She will leave you) Blind She's a man I understand Her name is Ted A left hand partner, you know Well, they call him Fred He's great in bed And within her head Are mirrors and mixtures Velvet pillows Weeping willows blooming In her eyes