There are those, there are those I suppose, I suppose Think we're mad, think we're mad heaven knows, heaven knows, heaven knows The world has gone, Has gone to rack and to ruin What we think is chique, unique And quite adorable, so adorable They think is odd, and sodom, and gomorable Adorable, deplorable But the fact is Everything today is thoroughly modern Check your personality Everything today makes yesterday slow Better face reality It's not, insanity Says vanity fair Infact, it's styliish to raise your skirts and bob your hair Raise your skirts and bob your hair Have you seen the way they kiss in the movies Isn't it delectable Painting lips and pencil lining your brow Now is quite respectable Goodbye, Good goody girl I'm changing and how So beat the drums Cuz' here comes thoroughly modern millie now What we think is chique, unique And quite adorable They think is odd, and sodom, and gomorable But the fact is Everything today is thoroughly modern Bands are getting jazzier Everything today is starting to go Cars are getting snazier Men say It's criminal What women'll do What they're Forgeting is This is ninetine twenty two This is ninetine twenty two Burn the bridge Bet the store Baby's comin Home no more Not for the life of me Break the lock Post my bail Done my time i'm Outta jail Not for the life of me Not for the life of me A life that's Gotta be more than a one light town Where the light is always red Gotta be more Than an old ghost town Where the ghost Aint, even dead Even dead Burn the bridge Bet the store Baby's comin home no more Not for the life of me Gotta be more than a one light town Where the light is always red Gotta be more than an old ghost town Where the ghost Aint, even dead' Clap your hands Just because Where I am aint Where I was Not for the life of me Bohdohdeeoh Not for the life of Not for the life of me Goodbye Good goody girl I'm changing and how So beat the drums Cuz' here comes thoroughly Hott of the press One step ahead Jazz age Whoppee Baby We're so thoroughly Modern Millie Now!