Tom: Db
C# G# C#
Congratulations you survived your suicide
F# G# C#
Your sorry little heart still bippity bops from side to side
F# Fm
You get to see another day, so what do you say?
Bbm F#
Lets Bake some cookies for an orphan who is going blind
C# G# Bbm
Congratulations Welcome back to the grind
F# G# C# G#7
Congratulations you survived your suicide
[Verse 2]
C# G# C#
Congratulations you survived your suicide
F# G# C#
Yeah you and that horror show cliché you’ve been trying to hide
F# Fm Bbm F#
Ring ring ring you nail down the window and lock the door but the cold was coming from inside
C# G# Bbm
Congratulations the good guy is gonna survive
F# G# C# G#7 C#
Congratulations the killer is still alive
[Pre-Chorus]
F#
You tried to pull the trigger
G# Bbm
but your hand began to shake
F# Fm
So you dodged the bullet
Fm Bbm
That you wanted to take
[Chorus]
F# G# Bbm
Life is long and sweet and love is pure and true
F# Fm
So we got ourselves a problem here
Bbm Fm Bbm G#7
And the problem is you
[Verse 3]
C# G# C#
Congratulations you survived your suicide
F# G# C#
There were oh so many who went before you that tried and died
F# Fm
But not you, you can hold your head up high
Bbm F#
Let your failure fill you full of pride
C# G# Bbm
Congratulations your wish has been denied
F# G# C# G#7 C#
Congratulations you survived your suicide
[Pre-Chorus]
F#
You tried to pull the trigger
G# Bbm
but your hand began to shake
F# Fm
So you dodged the bullet
Fm Bbm
That you wanted to take
[Chorus]
F# G# Bbm
Life is long and sweet and love is pure and true
F# Fm
So we got ourselves a problem here
Bbm Fm Bbm G#7
And the problem is you
[Verse 4]
C# G# C#
Congratulations you survived your suicide
F# G# C#
Your sorry little heart still bippity bops from side to side
F# Fm
You get to see another day, so head to the bay
Bbm F#
Maybe buy yourself an hour-long jet ski ride
C# G# Fm Bbm F#
Congratulations you are back on the winning side
C# G# F# Eb E (in C shape) Bbm
Congratulations you survived your suicide
