Ba-ba-ba Ba-ba-ba Ba-ba-ba Ba-ba-ba Welcome to my California Christmas Twinkling lights on all the fake palm trees The only snow that falls Is the fake stuff at the mall Bathing suits and eighty-five degrees (ah, ah) Welcome to my California Christmas (welcome to my California) The skies are blue, the Sun is warm and bright (the skies are blue, the Sun is warm and bright) When Santa Claus makes the drive (ah) Stuck in traffic on the 5 (ba-ba-ba-ba) It's a California Christmas Eve So grab a Christmas tree I'll meet you down the beach Plant your mistletoes in the sand right next to me 'Cause that pacific breeze Is gonna set you free I'll be wishing you a California, California Welcome to my California Christmas (welcome to the West Coast Christmas) The avocado groves and graffiti kings (avocados, avocados) The Grammy's fight for waves As the sunset melts away Garage rock evening filled with broken strings (ba-ba-ba-ba) All the way From out in east lA Down the coast in your Camaro Christmas sleigh Ring the Christmas bell Gonna let the And I'll be wishing you a California, California Christmas (ah) Put up a tree at your favorite beach with a smoothie Throw your board in the car in case there's a Christmas swell There'll be [?] and sunshine and seagulls and maybe jacuzzis Strike up the band, toes in the sand, ringing the Christmas bells, yeah Santa hat and shades are so passé What a Californian thing to say The Día de Los Reyes The Pasadena rose parade The best of west coast seasonal clichés Throw your Christmas tree Up on your SUV Make your plans in the pacific sand and set them free Hang your Christmas lights And make the season bright And I'll be wishing up a California Christmas for ya (California, California) (California, California) Ba-ba-ba Ba-ba-ba Ba-ba-ba Ba-ba-ba Ba-ba-ba