Come home late at night
A hard day of waitressing
I’ve got dreams of the big time
But you creeps won’t let me sleep
‘Cos you fucks in the basement
Just keep making noise all night
Are you writing songs or sacrificing cats, man?
Is that shit the best of it? C’mon
I wish you were
I wish you were
Remote control
I wish you were
I wish you were
Remote control boys
I hope your moms miss the payments
And they repossess your instruments
Until you learn how to stop ripping off
Well, I got no pity this is a hard city
I wish you were
I wish you were
Remote control
I wish you were
I wish you were
Remote control boys
I’d shut you down so hard
If I had the switch
I’d shut you down so quick
I’m a merciful bitch
I know how to take care of this
Turn on the hairdryer, microwave, toaster
I’ll blow the circuits, I’ll blow the circuits
I’ll blow the circuits, I’ll blow the circuits
I wish you were
I wish you were
