What is this shady and dodgy room And who is that man in a white costume Look at him you get a sense he is vile He looks back with a teethless smile Realize you are chained to the chair Shed a tear and think of a prayer With all the dentist equipment beside He tells you to open wide! Spitting blood trying not to choke As your jawbone broke Your hear a question "are you having fun"? Now scream in pain as he rips out your tongue! Sitting in this chair wide awake Waiting future to come toothache Now it's time to scream and shout Cause he will pull them all out Now the operation has been done You hope it's over and you wont need a re-run The man in white says you're a foolish virgin And calls out the plastic surgeon! Spitting blood trying not to choke As your jawbone broke Your hear a question "are you having fun"? Now scream in pain as he rips out your tongue!