It's a perfect day for a funeral It's such a nice view when you're six feet down Fuck a nine-to-five, fuck a cubicle Yeah, I'd rather be dead, baby, take me out Put me in my grave in a bustdown casket Yeah, she got ass, but it's too much plastic Left her in the past 'cause she way too problematic Dick-suckin' lips, she could probably use some chapstick I just called the plug, now he on the way I was way too fucked up yesterday Say she wanna stay, but she can't stay I'm too busy getting fucked up every day It's a perfect day for a funeral It's such a nice view when you're six feet down Fuck a nine-to-five, fuck a cubicle Yeah, I'd rather be dead, baby, take me out Ain't no rest till I rest in peace, close my eyes, but I don't sleep Crack my back, I get a flashback, I took too much LSD I swear these women just like money, coming, going as they please And when I find who took my Louis bag, I'm pulling out his teeth I just called the plug, now he on the way I was way too fucked up yesterday Say she wanna stay, but she can't stay I'm too busy getting fucked up every day It's a perfect day for a funeral It's such a nice view when you're six feet down Fuck a nine-to-five, fuck a cubicle Yeah, I'd rather be dead, baby, take me out Yeah, I'd rather be dead, baby, take me out Yeah, come on, baby, take me out I just called the plug, now he on the way I was so fucked up yesterday I called the plug, now he on the way I was way too fucked up yesterday