Last night a two dollar toy made a million dollar daddy out of me Last night I woke up like I done many times before But this time I had evil on my mind I quietly packed my clothes and headed for the door But in the hallway stumbled and fell over a toy My little girl says daddy cover me And daddy please don't go That's when the love in my heart Overruled the thought I had in my mind Last night a two dollar toy made a million dollar daddy out of me [ steel ] I'd felt a two feet tall as I walked by down the hall Put my clothes back on the rack where they belong I lit a smoke and I thought what a fool I almost was And how a two dollar toy made a million dollar daddy out of me Last night a two dollar toy made a million dollar daddy out of me