Tom: E E E B E [Verse 1] E Ladies and gentlemen, attention please E Come in close so everyone can see A I got a tale to tell E A listen don't cost a dime B E And if you believe that we're gonna get along just fine [Verse 2] E Now I've been travelin' all around E I heard trouble's come to your town A Well I've got a little somethin' E Guaranteed to ease your mind B It's call Snake Oil why y'all E It's been around for a long, long time [Instrumental] E E B E [Verse 3] E Say, your crops will burn if it don't rain soon Ain't seen a drop since the tenth of June A Well I can open up the sky E People never fear B E If you ain't impressed yet, just tell me what you want to hear [Verse 4] E Well you lost your farm so you moved to town E You get a job, they shut the factory down A E Now you sit around all day long feelin' sad and blue B E You need Snake Oil why y'all, tell you what I'm gonna do [Instrumental] E E B E E E B E [Bridge] A E I can heal the sick, I can mend the lame A B And the blind shall see again, it's all the same [Verse 5] E Well ain't your President good to you E Knocked 'em dead in Libya, Grenada too A E Now he's taking his show a little further down the line B E Well, 'tween me and him people, you're gonna get along just fine [Instrumental] E E B E E E B E [Outro] E It's called snake oil, y'all E snake oil, y'all A called snake oil, y'all E called snake oil, y'all B called snake oil, y'all E It's gonna help for a long long time