Tom: D G A D A G A D A D [Verse 1] G A D A letter came today from my draftboard D A With tremblin hands I read the questionaire G A D It asked alot of questions 'bout my mama and my papa A D That ain't exactly what I call fair [Chorus] G A D So I'm headed for the nearest foreign border D A Vancouver might be just my kind of town G A D Cause they ain't got the kind of law and order A D That tends to keep a good man underground [Bridge] G A D D A G A D A D (same as chorus) [Verse 2] G A D A sad old soldier once told me a story A About a battlefield that he was on G A D He said a man should never fight for glory A D I guess he knows what's right and what is wrong [Chorus] G A D So I'm headed for the nearest foreign border D A Vancouver might be just my kind of town G A D Cause they ain't got the kind of law and order A D That tends to keep a good man underground [Bridge] G A D D A G A D A D (same as chorus) [Verse 3] G A D Ya'll I don't know how much I owe my uncle A I expect that it's more than I can pay G A D He's askin' me to sign a three year contract A D I guess I'll catch the next bus out today [Chorus] G A D So I'm headed for the nearest foreign border D A Vancouver might be just my kind of town G A D Cause they ain't got the kind of law and order A D That tends to keep a good man underground