Tom: C
Intro: (barre chords) C Am C Am C Am F G
Verse:
C Am C Am
It's college time again, September's almost here.
C Am F G
Hanging with freshman girls, frat parties kegs of beer.
C Am C Am
I see I girl I'm wantin', make sure she's Delta Kai,
C Am F G
We take some OxyContin, and then we're getting high.
Prechorus:
F G F G
And then as I undress her, inside my stibulus...
F G (stop) G A B C
She says but wait, professor, this wasn't on the syllabus!
Chorus:
C Am C Am C Am C Am
I'm a bad professor, I'm a bad professor
C Am C Am G F
A tenured titty caresser, I'm a bad, bad bad
Verse:
Tutoring in my apartment, turned into a slow dance
Hey baby what's your minor, got your major in my pants
I love her student body, she wants a better grade,
I say if you roll over I'll throw in financial aid
