Tom: Am
intro: C Am C Am C Am Fm G
C Am C Am
It's college time again, September's alomost here
C Am Fm Gm
Hanging with freshman girls, frat partie kegs of beer
C Am C Am
I see the girl i've wanted, Mixer at Delta Chi,
C Am Fm G
We take some Oxycontin, Dave Matthews getting high.
Prechorus:
Fm G Fm G
And then as I undress her, I start my stimulus
Fm G (stop) Fm Am B C Am
She says but wait, professor, this wasn't on the syllabus
Chorus:
C Am C Am C Am C Am
I'm the bad professor, I'm the bad professor
C Am C Am Fm G C Am
A tenure titty caresser, I'm a bad, bad man
Verse 2:
Tutoring at her apartment, turns into a slow dance
Hey baby whats your minor, got your major in my pants
I love her student body, she wants a better grade
I say if you roll, I'll throw in financial aid
