I got my twelve-sided dice and I'm ready to roll With a wizard and my goblin crew My friends are comin over to my mom's basement Bringin funions and mountain dew I got a big broad sword made outa cardboard And the stereo's a pumpin zeppelin Its that time of the night we turn on the black light Let the dungeons and a dragons begin! It's d & d Fightin with the legends of yore It's d & d Never kissed a lady before Nope Now the lord of the rings a dark crystal and things We use these as a reference tool And when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes We're the coolest kids at the school No we're not I know Now tak's a real bastard But a fair dungeon master He's got hit points and charisma to lend And I rehearse in my room or what I call the dragon's tumb When I'm not I'm with my girlfriend Wow wow wow You've got a girlfriend? Yea... Yea... No. It's d & d Warriors who terrify It's d & d Viiirgins till the day we die