All my friends ask how I am Since you packed your bags and went away And I just say I'm ok I shrug my shoulders like it's no big deal Smiling like I barely feel a thing Funny thing is Everybody buys it No one thinks I'm lying I deserve an Oscar For acting like I'm not hurt If you're hearing rumors that I'm over you That ain't true, babe But if this was a movie I'd deserve an Oscar Thanks to the academy I'll just be here practicing my speech Secretly, I've been dreaming 'bout you Got a spot up on my shelf Looks like I've convinced everyone else But myself I deserve an Oscar For acting like I'm not hurt If you're hearing rumors that I'm over you That ain't true, babe But if this was a movie I'd deserve an Oscar I know the script, I memorized it But I don't know how long I can act I know the script, I memorized it But I don't know how long I can act Like I don't want you back I deserve an Oscar For acting like I'm not hurt If you're hearing rumors that I'm over you That ain't true, babe But if this was a movie I'd deserve an Oscar I'd deserve an Oscar